10  Does this come in children's sizes?

9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.

8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7   Mom will love this.

6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

4   Will you model this for me???

3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

1   The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!