A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.
 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
 A successful woman is one who can find that man.

 To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
 To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all.

 Married men live longer than single men,
 but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 Any married man can forget his past mistakes,
 there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things.

 A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

 A woman has the last word in any argument.
 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.