1. Good chocolate is easy to find.
2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
3. Good chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
5. Even men can get chocolate almost any time.
6. Chocolate is ready to be eaten at any time.
7. You seldome have to shower after you have chocolate.
8. No need for protection when you have chocolate.
9. Chocolate does not complain when you bite the nuts.
10. No one objects if you have chocolate on top of your desk.
11. Women can have chocolate as slow as they want.
12. Men may have chocolate as fast as they want.
13. You have can chocolate any time of the month.
14. With chocolate there is no need to fake anything.
15. Having chocolate makes no one pregnant.
16. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
17. Having great chocolate does not strain body parts.
18. You can tell anyone where to get good chocolate.
19. You do not have to unwrap chocolate in the dark.
20. With chocolate size does not matter--it is always good.
21. You may have as many kinds of chocolate as you can get.
22. Men may ask women for chocolate without reprisal.
23. Having exciting chocolate does not wake the neighbors.
24. It is OK to fall asleep immediately after having chocolate.
25. Chocolate fantasies do no disrupt you whole day.
26. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
27. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
28. You can GET chocolate.
29. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
30. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
31. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

Caution: Good chocolate can unexpectedly break down in the hands, the mouth, or other warm places.