Everything I Need to Know in Life . . . I Learned From Lois & Clark

You can't save everyone, but doing what you can makes a difference.
Putting tin foil on your head prevents psychics from reading your mind.
Before you ask someone to marry you, tell them your biggest secret or they'll be mad----really, really mad.
Some people like being on top.
The M word doesn't make things forever; the L word does.
People see what they want to see.
Leave your windows open; you never know what'll come flying in.
Answering the door in a towel at 9 o'clock in the morning is a sure-fire way of getting your partner's attention.
Some ties work better than bullet-proof vests.
Not talking about something is often scarier than talking about it.
Explain things to the person you love.
Avoid noxious chemical elements, especially when they're green and glowing.
Don't be scared off by bright, young, career women---they just want someone to love them, and to fly them to the moon.
You can slam a door in a person's face once, but after that, don't do it again.
Saving someone's life does not give you the right to live their life.
When dismantling a bomb, always disconnect the green wire first.
There's a lot to be said for family.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Sometimes the truth is just staring you right in the face.
Being with the one you love is stronger than being alone even if you are a Superhero.
Trust is important; not even flowers, jewelry, or a Leer jet can take its place.
You can't cheat justice twice.
Lighting makes everything look bigger.
Almost dying heightens your senses---kind of like putting on a pair of glasses.
You don't have to have a reason to give a rose to the one you love.
Don't ask a Superhero how long he can hold his breath.
Stay away from green, glowing cabinets.
Don't order Chinese food from a place called "Ralph's".
Even Superheros and world-famous reporters need to belong to someone.
When someone turns down your marriage proposal,keep the ring; they just may need some time.
Nothing on earth should make you think you can fool your mother.
It's hard to cry with a mask on.
Remember, always consider your options.
A disguise is not necessary at all times.
Each person is abnormal in their own way.
2 primary colors CAN work.
The one, and sometimes only, person you can trust is your best friend.
When something makes sense to you, go with it.
There's no time like the right time.
In the never-ending battle for truth and justice, take time to fall in love.
Take a chance.
Glasses can be deceiving.
Don't call a girl by her last name
Make sure your head and heart are in the same place.
Your true love is just a small star in a big sky, not a big star in a small sky.
If it goes on a salad, it doesn't go on a pizza.
If your man can fly, you can stay mad.
Without love in your life, it wouldn't be a life.
If you can fly, you can get away with wearing your underwear outside your pants.
If you have x-ray vision, it's OK to use it---sometimes.
Don't hold in your fears; you'll have nightmares.
Look beyond the exterior.
You never truly understand someone until you fly a mile in his cape.
Blot, don't rub.
Your one true love could be standing right next to you.