Encourage people to believe in you

Always remember who's naughty and who's nice

Don't pout

It's as much fun to give as to receive

Some days it's okay to feel a little chubby

Make your presents known

Always ask for a little bit more than you really want

Bright red can make anyone look good

Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained

If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important

Whenever you are at a loss for words, say "ho, ho, ho...Merry Christmas"