SUBJECT:  Monthly Family Report DATE: 11/13/98 FROM:  Charlotte@library.com TO: Bob@home_alone.com Dear Bob, Honey, we need to talk!  "DON'T" click another URL until you've read this.......please. Since you're always busy, I'm using the computer at the library to send you this email.  It's been months since you've spent anytime with the family.  Actually, we are all getting a little worried about you.  Your legs won't straighten out and your eyes look a little bleary now.  I really think you should stop sleeping in that chair even though we did have it made into a recliner with a keyboard tray and extra padding. Remember when I wanted your attention and put too much Viagra in your coffee.......well.... surprise.... we're having another baby!  Have you recovered from that exhausting few days yet?   I haven't .....and will "NEVER" do that again no matter how lonely I get! Oh yes.....the doctor said your catheter has to come out hun.  You can't leave it in there any longer.  You'll have to stop typing and go to the bathroom or start using your urinal again.  Sorry!   It's just down the hall and to the right from your computer room. The kids are all fine.  I loaded their school pictures on your web site so you can see how much they have grown.  Click on the button that says "Surprise, we've grown up".  Mike said he'd trim your beard for you next week.  Wendy felt so bad when she upset your lunch on the keyboard.  Bless her heart, she's like your mother....she's a few fries short of a complete Happy Meal but she tries.  I hope everything is working okay now. Oh yes, you don't need to worry about the mouse I wanted you to kill.  Randy (your son) got him with one of your golf clubs.  The club is a little bent now.....hope that doesn't hurt it.  It's kind of like a kinked slinky but still useable if you ever decide to go outside to play golf again instead of that virtual golf. I'll write again once the baby is born.  I am taking the kids on a trip to visit Sandy (your daughter) and the grandkids, so take care.  We'll be back in a couple of weeks.  Remember to change your clothes and get something to eat once in a while... Love, your wife,

 
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