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Motorcycles
Are Better Than Women I got this off one of
the BMW lists and thought you all would get a
chuckle. |
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Motorcycles
Are Better Than Women I got this off one of
the BMW lists and thought you all would get a
chuckle. |
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your motorcycle when the old one is *really*
worn.
If your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
New motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle. (not recommended, though)
You can have a black motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very well.
You can ride your motorcycle when you first wake up in the morning.
You don;t have to give up half your earnings every time you switch motorcycles.
Motorcycles follow your directions.
Motorcycles can really cook.
Motorcycles don't take 1/2 hour to get started up.
You can trade a Motorcycle in for a new one.
You can drive a different motorcycle every night.
It's okay to admire other motorcycles in front of your old one.
Motorcycles Are Better Than Men
A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don`t get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn`t care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don`t have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don`t have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won`t judge your friend
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler
You won`t have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don`t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won`t ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won`t care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don`t care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don`t have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don`t have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don`t have to go to Tiffany`s to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won`t beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won`t get limp.
Your parents won`t keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don`t insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other otorcycles.
Motorcycles don`t make you late.
You don`t have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won`t complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn`t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can`t get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won`t care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn`t have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won`t lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn`t care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won`t poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won`t shrink when it`s cold.
If your motorcycle can`t fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don`t have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can`t ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don`t need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won`t go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don`t snore.
