39. "I'll take
Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to
catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll
have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in
this house.
34. Has anybody seen the
sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the
dog.
32. I thought Graceland was
tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the
pick-up, it's not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that
donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my hair is too
big?
26. I'll have grapefruit instead
of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, do these bonsai trees
need watering?
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of
pork rinds.
22. Deer heads detract from the
decor.
21. Spitting is such a nasty
habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing
at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better
that espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are
too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and
ridicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on a floppy
disk.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes
better.
13. Would you like you fish
poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Paula Jo, is
registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima
for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes
have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too old to be wearing a
bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean
sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of
"Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite
college team.
4. Be sure to bring my salad
dressing on the side.
3. I believe you cooked those
green beans too long.
2. Those shorts ought to be a
little longer, Darla. And
the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say
is
1. Elvis who?
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